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Golden retriever:
The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives ahead of us and you're inside worrying about a stupid light bulb?
Border collie:
Just one ... and then I'll replace any wiring that isn't up to code.
Dachshund:
You know I can't reach that stupid lamp!
Rotweiller:
Make me!
Labrador:
Oh me, me!!! Pleeeeeze let me change the light bulb! Can I? Can I? Huh? Huh? Can I?
Cocker spaniel:
Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the dark.
Maltese:
Let the border collie do it ... you can feed me while he's busy.
Jack Russell:
I'll just pop it in while I'm bouncing off the walls.
Chihuahua:
Yo quiero taco bulb?
Pointer:
I see it ... there it is ... right over there ...
Greyhound:
It isn't moving ... who cares?
Old English sheep dog:
Light bulb? I'm sorry but I don't see any light bulb.
German shepherd:
I'll do it as soon as I've led these people from the dark, checked to make sure I haven't missed any and made one more routine perimeter patrol to make sure no-one has taken advantage of the situation.
Cats:
Dogs do not change light bulbs, people change light bulbs. So the question is ... how long will it be before I can expect light?
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