Suggested kit for faithful supporters of Wellington rugby (Lions or Hurricanes). To "expect the unexpected" is indeed the best possible advice for the hardy Wellington supporter. The kit includes the following ...

To celebrate (when they're playing at their brilliant best):
jelly beans, smiley faces, balloons, party popper

To commiserate (when they revert to their dismal worst):
rugby ball for more practice, box of tissues, can of Lift Plus, licorice comfort food